temparuteishigh asked:

I can get you some…. Free candy. Know what I’m saying? Some of the good stuff.

No, I don’t know what you are saying. Are you talking about getting me free candy—or some of Hyde’s stash? Because I would rather have the candy.

Why did someone make a clock that looks like me?

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temparuteishigh asked:

Fez, where were you born? I have always wondered that.

Where were you born?

Why is there not a candy 420?

Oh, wait. There is. Every day.

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classycleo asked:

what has been your best kiss, and who was it with?

Oh, let me see…

Caroline would hold her breath a lot while we kissed, and sometimes she passed out. I didn’t know it was happening because I kept kissing her… yes, let’s skip that one.

Rhonda was not stingy with her tongue, I can tell you that. If only she hadn’t been stingy with the rest of her.

Nina was really put her back into her kisses—and her backside. She liked it when I grabbed her butt while she Frenched me.

But I have to say, the next girl who lets me kiss her will be the best girl and the best kiss because Fez hasn’t gotten any action in a long time.

pouncing:

fezsaysgoodday:

chchburn:

fezsaysgoodday:

ericsbasement asked fezsaysgoodday:

So Easter’s coming up and I’m probably going to have so much leftover candy. Would you like some if there is?

Are you kidding? Extra Easter candy? My Bible-thumping host parents always got me some Cadbury Eggs…

Yes, I would like all some. Fork it over—oh, and thank you in advance.

Oh no problem, we have a shit load of bitchin’ candy. Not even joking. It’ll be dropped off on Monday.

Thank you for the extra candy. It was delicious—

And it only took me 4 minutes and 34 seconds to eat it all. Ai…

You have to had broken a record. At least for Point Place.

If candy was a woman you would probably marry her on the spot.

Yes, I would marry that woman—as long as her body parts grew back after I ate them.

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zeppelin9953 asked:

If you could only eat one more candy in your life, what would that candy be?

Now I am depressed.

I’d eat the largest chocolate bar ever made. It is almost 8,000 pounds.

chchburn:

fezsaysgoodday:

ericsbasement asked fezsaysgoodday:

So Easter’s coming up and I’m probably going to have so much leftover candy. Would you like some if there is?

Are you kidding? Extra Easter candy? My Bible-thumping host parents always got me some Cadbury Eggs…

Yes, I would like all some. Fork it over—oh, and thank you in advance.

Oh no problem, we have a shit load of bitchin’ candy. Not even joking. It’ll be dropped off on Monday.

Thank you for the extra candy. It was delicious—

And it only took me 4 minutes and 34 seconds to eat it all. Ai…

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ericsbasement asked fezsaysgoodday:

So Easter’s coming up and I’m probably going to have so much leftover candy. Would you like some if there is?

Are you kidding? Extra Easter candy? My Bible-thumping host parents always got me some Cadbury Eggs…

Yes, I would like all some. Fork it over—oh, and thank you in advance.

crashcolors asked fezsaysgoodday:

Hey Fez! I’ve been watching (stalking) your posts… and I finally decided that a question must be asked! If you could fill a pool up with any kind of candy and spend the day in it, doing whatever, no matter how strange, you wanted in it, what would you fill it with?

Oh, Fez likes them chocolate, Fez likes them candy-coated, Fez likes them fruity, and Fez likes them sugar-bloated. The pool would have to be filled with every candy I’ve ever had—and all the candy I’ve never had.

And it would have to refill itself. Maybe a few naked ladies in there, too.

Ah, that would be living the Amedican dream, my friend.